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Valthan

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For those of you who weren't here the whole time to see them all, here's a repost of the entire "Downtime Hell Diaries"

 

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 Hour 4 of Downtime Hell

 

Supplies are running low...

Salt is in high quantity, however...

After John left us Max and Tim joked about hacking into John's account and cannibalizing his characters...

At least I hope it was a joke...

Steve has confessed to having downed an entire case of Mountain Dew when this all started, hoping the caffeine will keep him awake until the moment the servers come up...

Now it's come back to bite him in the ass... or his bladder.

He refuses to leave his computer for even a second as he repeatedly attempts to log in.

 

Joe and I are running bets on how long until his bladder explodes.

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Hour 5 of Downtime Hell

 

Several of us have reached our breaking point...

Tim finally cracked and started talking about some thing called "outside"...

We simply couldn't put up with his madness. Such a thing can't possibly exist...

We had to have him put down in order to keep the crazy from spreading...

We heard a loud popping sound from Steve, but he insists he's alright...

 

I had to pay Joe 5 dollars and bag of Doritoes

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Hour 6 of Downtime Hell

 

Without Tim, Max has gone eerily quiet...

I keep the glock loaded and at my side at all times, lest we have a repeat of this "outside" madness again...

 

But then there's Steve...

Despite his bloated abdomen and the obvious sounds of some type of fluid dripping from his chair, he still continues to insist that he's fine.

He's sitting there constantly attempting to log in again and again every time his computer is able to do so...

What focus... what determination...

This is what a man should be! I salute you, Steve!

 

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Hour 7 of Downtime Hell

 

There has been a strange smell in here for about half an hour now...

Well, actually it always smelled bad here, since none of us have bathed in the past three days...

But this is worse. Like that time someone left raw chicken in the sink for a week...

It's gone oddly silent, too...

 

Max was the first to notice. He said that Steve wasn't typing in his password anymore. That's why it was so eerily silent...

We had gotten used to the sound of his keyboard clacking away as he attempted to log in again and again...

I walked over and checked Steve's pulse...

 

Steve is dead.

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------


Hour 8 of Downtime Hell

 

I now see the light at the end of the tunnel...

The devs have given us an estimated 60 minutes until the servers will finally return!

I want to rejoice, but...

 

Well, we lost John early on to an immature ragequit on life...

Then Tim had to be put down when he went insane; babbling about some "outside" nonsense...

Then we lost Steve to a ruptured bladder and internal bleeding... which eventually became external somehow.

 

And finally just minutes before the dev announcement, Max and Joe went into deathmatch over the last doritoe.

Max was wielding a pair of mice like nunchucks and Joe used his trusty replica of the Master Sword...

The fight was far too epic (and pitiful) to describe...

At one point, Max wrestled the sword away from Joe and ran him through with it.

But it seems that Max literally choked on his prize.

 

I'm all alone now... Can I last another 60 minutes?

 

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Stay tuned for Hour 9! :D

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KrowV

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2 minutes ago, OLDMATEAZZA said:

Hi I am an arrogant gamer who refuses to accept that technical issues happen that aren't always an obvious fix and also need to be tested before everything is brought back online.  Please value my simple minded opinion while I abuse you on a public forum while I already know you are working on the problem and will let me know when I can play again. 

Lol just.... shut up.... 

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ZhaoYun

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Just now, Valthan said:

For those of you who weren't here the whole time to see them all, here's a repost of the entire "Downtime Hell Diaries"

 

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

 Hour 4 of Downtime Hell

 

Supplies are running low...

Salt is in high quantity, however...

After John left us Max and Tim joked about hacking into John's account and cannibalizing his characters...

At least I hope it was a joke...

Steve has confessed to having downed an entire case of Mountain Dew when this all started, hoping the caffeine will keep him awake until the moment the servers come up...

Now it's come back to bite him in the ass... or his bladder.

He refuses to leave his computer for even a second as he repeatedly attempts to log in.

 

Joe and I are running bets on how long until his bladder explodes.

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Hour 5 of Downtime Hell

 

Several of us have reached our breaking point...

Tim finally cracked and started talking about some thing called "outside"...

We simply couldn't put up with his madness. Such a thing can't possibly exist...

We had to have him put down in order to keep the crazy from spreading...

We heard a loud popping sound from Steve, but he insists he's alright...

 

I had to pay Joe 5 dollars and bag of Doritoes

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Hour 6 of Downtime Hell

 

Without Tim, Max has gone eerily quiet...

I keep the glock loaded and at my side at all times, lest we have a repeat of this "outside" madness again...

 

But then there's Steve...

Despite his bloated abdomen and the obvious sounds of some type of fluid dripping from his chair, he still continues to insist that he's fine.

He's sitting there constantly attempting to log in again and again every time his computer is able to do so...

What focus... what determination...

This is what a man should be! I salute you, Steve!

 

-------------------------------------------------------------------------


Hour 7 of Downtime Hell

 

There has been a strange smell in here for about half an hour now...

Well, actually it always smelled bad here, since none of us have bathed in the past three days...

But this is worse. Like that time someone left raw chicken in the sink for a week...

It's gone oddly silent, too...

 

Max was the first to notice. He said that Steve wasn't typing in his password anymore. That's why it was so eerily silent...

We had gotten used to the sound of his keyboard clacking away as he attempted to log in again and again...

I walked over and checked Steve's pulse...

 

Steve is dead.

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------


Hour 8 of Downtime Hell

 

I now see the light at the end of the tunnel...

The devs have given us an estimated 60 minutes until the servers will finally return!

I want to rejoice, but...

 

Well, we lost John early on to an immature ragequit on life...

Then Tim had to be put down when he went insane; babbling about some "outside" nonsense...

Then we lost Steve to a ruptured bladder and internal bleeding... which eventually became external somehow.

 

And finally just minutes before the dev announcement, Max and Joe went into deathmatch over the last doritoe.

Max was wielding a pair of mice like nunchucks and Joe used his trusty replica of the Master Sword...

The fight was far too epic (and pitiful) to describe...

At one point, Max wrestled the sword away from Joe and ran him through with it.

But it seems that Max literally choked on his prize.

 

I'm all alone now... Can I last another 60 minutes?

 

----------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Stay tuned for Hour 9! :D

ohh trust me u the only reason currently i am still in this damn forum lol

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Kjsaragi

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1 minute ago, Seksey said:

Okay, Copy/paste does not work, how do I post my wallpaper?

 

uhm, do you see button Printscreen on the keyboard ?

go to desktop, PrintScreen ~> go to paint ( you have it, right ? ) ~> Paste ( Ctrl + V ) ~> save to somewhere and upload it

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