Around this time of year, in a land far to the north that few have ever explored, a slumber ends. As the Northern Star aligns itself directly above, radiation from the star is caught by her tiara and once again stirs the yule time being to life. She immediately begins her training until the appointed time. Her singular purpose, to deal with the most worst of the naughty list. Aided by her trusty cat and reindeer and wielding the mystical Violent Night blade (which reveals it's true form once enough holiday cheer has been harnessed), they track down the naughtiest denizens of the world and teach them to fear the holidays once again.
And that is the corny intro for my BD alt :p