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Tyrian Cult needs to be a legit faction


NimbleVolunteer

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I wanna just sit around getting high off of purple flowers and blowing up stuff I don't like. I mean I already do half of that anyway. 

 

Here, I made ranks so you don't have to:

  • Slightly Unhinged (You start here)
  • Petal Licker
  • Pollen Sniffer
  • Nectar Drinker
  • Kook
  • Cuckoo Clock
  • Loon
  • Crackpot
  • Fruitcake
  • Legally Insane
  • Disconnected from Reality
  • Punch Bowl Poisoner
  • Beyond Redemption
  • Scientologist
  • Ordinary, Sound-minded Individual
  • Glory to Him

 

Reasons to join the Tyrian Cult:

 

It will place your eternal soul in the warm, welcoming talons of our Lord

 

We have fashionable outfits and the potential for 4 more fashionable outfits. 

 

We don't lie about our motives like SOME OTHER factions. 

 

We won't request that you slay a 65 million hp dragon every day. 

 

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On 2016/2/6 at 6:24 PM, NimbleVolunteer said:

I wanna just sit around getting high off of purple flowers and blowing up stuff I don't like. I mean I already do half of that anyway. 

 

Here, I made ranks so you don't have to:

  • Slightly Unhinged (You start here)
  • Petal Licker
  • Pollen Sniffer
  • Nectar Drinker
  • Kook
  • Cuckoo Clock
  • Loon
  • Crackpot
  • Fruitcake
  • Legally Insane
  • Disconnected from Reality
  • Punch Bowl Poisoner
  • Beyond Redemption
  • Scientologist
  • Ordinary, Sound-minded Individual
  • Glory to Him

 

Reasons to join the Tyrian Cult:

 

It will place your eternal soul in the warm, welcoming talons of our Lord

 

We have fashionable outfits and the potential for 4 more fashionable outfits. 

 

We don't lie about our motives like SOME OTHER factions. 

 

We won't request that you slay a 65 million hp dragon every day. 

 

Nope. just Nope.

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